coolboyclub:

Water tastes wild good sometimes. Like usually it’s whatever but sometimes you get a sip and it’s like god damn.

(via fatpeoplemakemehappy)

every porn ever

  • guy: *touches girl on the arm*
  • girl: MMMMMMMOOOOHHHHHYYYYEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHFFFFFUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKYEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH

hamburgurl:

I’m like 25% funny and 85% bad at math

(via orgasm)